@IAmKatieOrr: As soon as they heard the flush, my phone interview took a drastic turn.
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@electrolemon: everyone i ever dated is impressed when i namedrop foreign authors but never bothers to check if they're just ikea product names (they are)
@AudreyPorne: "Sexy role play.. I'll be a dentist." "I'm here for my appointment" "Did you book in with Karen first?" "No?" "Please leave, I'm very busy."
@outsidemagazine: Yellowstone visitor upset bears didn’t show (Would like park service to train them):