@Abusitron: As the anesthetic knocks you out, your surgeon washes his hands and misses a really easy shot into the garbage with the paper towel.
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@TheAlexNevil: Adult: If it ain't broke don't fix it Child: If it ain't breakable, not interested
@bridger_w: Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it's important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair
@Robinbuble: I have a mice problem so I lay out tiny red and blue bandanas in hopes they start a west coast/east coast thing and take care of each other.
@KentWGraham: I’m glad we evolved from apes. If we evolved from chameleons, we’d constantly be walking into each other.