@ComedicBust: As the house burned down, my wife asked me to grab the photos, but she didn't say our wedding ones. Anyway, here's my dog and I wearing hats
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@BourbonLuv: I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
@Cheeseboy22: My son just told me he's changing his clock to military time so he can stay up later. He is not a smart boy.
@PleaseBeGneiss: If you're walking around with a toothpick in your mouth you may think you look cool but we're all just worrying about you tripping
@HomeProbably: It's amazing what happens when you take a little time to get to know someone. They become even more annoying.