@JasonLastname: As the officer approached my car I took a big pull of helium from the balloon and started crying
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@caseytduncan: It's important to set goals. You don't have to accomplish them or anything like that. Just set them.
@Cpin42: HER: Whisper in my ear ME: [softly] We're cursed chimpanzees stranded on a giant rock orbiting a treacherous star