@JasonLastname: As the officer approached my car I took a big pull of helium from the balloon and started crying
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@AimeeHelene1: *walks into bank dragging one of those giant checks behind me* *everyone claps & cheers* *hands check over to teller* Check is for $1.00
@GringoBrulee: HR: Do you know why we called you in here today? Me: I'm not taking off my Batman suit, sir.
@Try2StopME: Before you decide to spend less time on social media, make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone.