@JasonLastname: As the officer approached my car I took a big pull of helium from the balloon and started crying
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@UnicornSyrup: I put my phone in "airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. It just fell and now my screen is cracked. Worst. Transformer. Ever .
@WilliamAder: Fast food places should have a third window, where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window.
@iAmDelFreaky: I saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster. I had to step in, they couldn't even lift him. We high-fived & laughed.