@salamingia: As you can tell by my wrinkled shirts, I'm bad at irony.
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@Rollinintheseat: They say a woman deserves a man that looks at her every day like it's the first time he's seen her. It's wrong to promote Alzheimer's.
@Thynebear: Did you seriously hire a mentally unstable person to drive our kids just so you could say he's driving them crazy? Me as a principal: Maybe
@shashaintl: 10's homework question: "Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?" His answer: "My mom."