@salamingia: As you can tell by my wrinkled shirts, I'm bad at irony.
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@just1fool: If I'm going to be in your dreams tonight please let me know so I can stuff some socks down the front of my pants.
@pmclellan: To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant.
@NicestHippo: "Your evolutionary biology thesis is rejected." Why? "You added (lmao) every time you mentioned Homo Erectus."