@carlyken: As you get older dating becomes a lot like Musical Chairs. The music stops, everyone sits down and you're left with the last idiot standing.
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@KKAlThani: I bet when Cheetahs race & one of them cheats, the other one goes like "Man, you're such a Cheetah!" & they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever.
@fizzlestothetop: Well, seeing as Jesus only had 12 followers, I'd say I'm doing pretty well for myself.
@fro_vo: me folding laundry: ugh another sock is missing puppet on my hand: how does that keep happening
@ibid78: Ever since we lowered our ceilings here at the shipyard, sails have gone through the roof.