@DothTheDoth: As your goth healthcare advisor I urge you to sit by a fire, look out a window briefly, then continue reading about demonology.
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@PaperWash: "Wow, it smells like *sniff* wait what the?" *Rips blind fold off and sees house burning down* "Omg!" Narrator: The power of Febreeze
@iGreenMonk: This guy told me that playing the voilin is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone's head.
@Staggfilms: Imagine falling in love with somebody and finding out they're uncomfortable making the sex in an abandoned mannequin factory.