@TheJustinDuncan: Asian women look 16 forever and one day out of nowhere look 159 years old.
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@BMcCarthy32: if one member of the motorcycle gang has to pee do they all stop or does he just have to catch back up?
@YeezyEducatedMe: [creates anti aging pill] Reporter: wow imagine all the human applications this can have *I scribble out 'give to puppies'* Yeah absolutely
@Ghetto_Trophy: I automatically write off anything Donald Trump says because someone with that much money has no excuse for that hair.
@JediGigi: Me: [uncontrollable sobbing] I can't see you anymore. I won't let you hurt me again. Trainer: It was a sit-up. You did 1 sit-up.