@TheJustinDuncan: Asian women look 16 forever and one day out of nowhere look 159 years old.
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@TheDeducers: *Me ordering food, wearing a new white shirt* I'll have whatever is the most splattery and red
@ChrisScarlette: We now return to 'CANADIAN SNIPER' *canadian sniper shoots an enemy* *canadian sniper yells 'sorry' from far away*
@KevinFrisbee: "Nope. Nope. Yeah right. Nope. Close! Nah. Nope. Almost! Hahaha, you're terrible at this." - piece of popcorn stuck between teeth.