@TheJustinDuncan: Asian women look 16 forever and one day out of nowhere look 159 years old.
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@ericsshadow: This is so embarrassing, what's your name again? - me, the first 30 times I meet everyone
@ShortSleeveSuit: Tailor [furious]: You think you can just come in here and choose your own material and do your own measurements? Fine, SUIT YOURSELF!
@nachosarah: the only reason you should be showing me pictures of your kids is if they're missing or you want them to be
@Tmoney68: BREAKING: Justin Bieber expresses interest in being baptized. Over 4 million people volunteer to hold his head under water.