@TheJustinDuncan: Asian women look 16 forever and one day out of nowhere look 159 years old.
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@Michael1979: OMG, just found my childhood diary! I was an adorable and strangely prescient little boy.
@daniel_shaw: I act like Pacman at parties. I walk around the room eating everything in site and avoiding everyone.
@lazerdoov: Maybe Gotye was an actual goat that sold it's soul for the chance to be a human with a hit song and now he is back to just being a goat