@sucittaM: Ask someone if they'll watch your bag for you but never actually leave just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend.
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@bornmiserable: Effective immediately, all United Airlines flights require at least one passenger to volunteer as tribute.
@SuburbanSleuth: My daughter's favorite past-time is implementing psychological warfare on my son. I let it slide because one day he'll have a wife.
@Darlainky: The inventor of the elevator should be credited for the birth of awkward silence as well.