@trevso_electric: Ask your Doctor if Adderall can help you vigorously scrub your floors and alphabetize your clothing instead of studying.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@samfromks: If you wear a man bun in a dimly lit restaurant and I call you ma'am... That's on you.
@XplodingUnicorn: Door-to-door Christian guy: Have you heard the greatest story ever told? Me: Definitely. I love Star Wars.
@Dee_Aye_Bee: *getting murdered* First time? *sighs* You'll want to lacerate my abdominal aorta. *sighs, puts hand on the bottom of my ribcage* It's here.
@CheryeDavis: If it defies all logic, and makes very little sense then it was probably my idea...