@_NTFG_: Asked a vegetarian if she'd heard this song, then remembered vegos are too weak to turn on radios and way too busy playing with their lutes.
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@blade_funner: Brit: You don't say queue in America, do you? Me: *condescendingly* We say all of the letters here.
@hazelmotes1: Golf, except there's no balls or clubs or anything, and you just drive around in a cart and drink.
@lisaxy424: Passed a gym sign that said “Have those new yoga pants been to yoga yet?” and I feel personally attacked.