@pstamato: Asked exterminator if he chose the bug life or the bug life chose him. In the ensuing silence I assume he imagined me dying by fumigation.
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@Interdome: "Well, very clearly cats were sacred to them." - Archeologist who discovers the Internet
@ProudFFAalumni: woke up just in time to push my cat off the bed before he threw up. today is going to be magical.