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@PhoenixRises69: Asked my 65yo mom what she'd like for Christmas and she said "Surprise me".

Hope she likes her new pet python.

Asked my 65yo mom what she’d like for Christmas and she said “Surprise me”.

Hope she likes her new pet python.

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