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@dafloydsta: [asking a girl out]
ME: So do you have a dog?
HER: Yes, I do. She's very playful.
ME: *nervously* Do you know if she's busy later?

[asking a girl out]
ME: So do you have a dog?
HER: Yes, I do. She’s very playful.
ME: *nervously* Do you know if she’s busy later?

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