@craigdtull: Asking me for advice is like asking broccoli to fix your bicycle.
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@jjhartinger: Casting agent: If we hire you at SNL what would you like to accomplish? Me: Staying up past 10:00.
@Reverend_Scott: Fun Fact: The "eye roll" was created by Eve in the Garden of Eden within 15 min of her first conversation with Adam.
@daemonic3: In a dog eat dog world, the chocolate lab is the most delicious, yet poisonous of all breeds.