@DadInUtah: Asking your stay-at-home wife what exactly she did all day is a fun way to bleed.
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@charliedelta7: 7: I'm beating you! Me: Ok. 7: I'm way ahead! Me: I see that. 7: I'm gonna win! Me:.... My son on the carousel horse in front of me.
@MarieLoerzel: Sorry, I called you by accident. I was actually just trying to delete your number from my phone.
@RandomAntics: Woman: Please send an ambulance, I'm having contradictions!! Operator: Ma'am, do you mean 'contractions'? Woman: Yes! No!