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@MoneypennyNaked: *asks every guy at speed dating*
"Are you going to drink that?"
@kashanacauley: Can't believe there are so many songs about love and only one where someone welcomes someone else to a jungle.
@tothekidswho: parent goals
@KKAlThani: My biggest fear is laughing at a joke I didn't understand and someone asks me to explain it to them.
@prufrockluvsong: Summer is the perfect time to collect shells on the beach. The 20 gauge ones are especially pretty, although you can't beat a good 45 mm.
@mattZillaaaa: Always hide you prescription bottles from your medicine cabinet so ppl don't know how crazy you are. Also, you're now out of xanax.