@cwhudson: "asparagai" is what i call multiple asparagus, but don't take my word for it. get your own word for multiple asparagus
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@CroweJam: Snooki, but without the orange tan and poofy hair. And she's in charge of North Korea.
@GrandadJFreeman: If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.
@TheNardvark: If Natalie Portman dated Jacques Cousteau they would win celebrity couple nicknaming forever with "Portmanteau."