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@GarrettCake: "Asparagus!!!" - italian guy named Gus pleading for his life
@MichaelGoffLA: Feed me pieces of baguette by the park bench like one of your French squirrels.
@One_FineMess: I don't understand why New Years Eve is such a big deal.
I get drunk and tell myself lies all the time. Who needs a special day for that?
@In_Twittaland: 1% battery.....
Because I like to live on the
@theyearofelan: Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven because they wouldn't let you in because you're terrible?
@Shot_Of_Cabo: Netflix had to issue a warning to people blindfolding themselves after watching Birdbox.
You all keep finding new and creative ways to be historically remembered as the dumbest society since the Enlightenment.