@GarrettCake: "Asparagus!!!" - italian guy named Gus pleading for his life
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@WritePlay: "All the single ladies... All the single ladies... All the single ladies..." - list of girls who wouldn't talk to me in high school
@mattingebretson: Whenever someone starts checking their phone when I'm talking to them I like to regain their attention by combing their hair