@GarrettCake: "Asparagus!!!" - italian guy named Gus pleading for his life
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@SternoShots: Me: Just to be safe, we should quarantine Texas and nuke it from space. CW: That seems like an overreaction to Ebola. Me: They have Ebola?
@JediGigi: I just heard my roommate mixing some beats except I don't have a roommate and it was my cat throwing up.
@tragecies: Biden: What if we paint the Mexican flag in the office Obama: Joe, no Biden: I already ordered the paint Obama: Joe