@GarrettCake: "Asparagus!!!" - italian guy named Gus pleading for his life
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@MrsTomServo: Women want men they can fix; men want girls they can save; I want a sandwich that makes itself.
@Reverend_Scott: NEIGHBOR: dude, that's the scariest costume I've ever seen. I love Halloween. ME: [wiping blood off my chainsaw onto my apron] costume?
@curlymalloy: My boyfriend wakes me up when he wants to have sex... Do I wake him up when I want to buy shoes???... No!!!
@Phook75: If you're ever in a room where a doll should happen to come to life it would be prudent to leave that room