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@DaddyJew: Astronaut: *takes a picture of the moon*
Moon: delete it
@shariv67: "I just threw up in my mouth a little." - Cows
@Ginlicker: You'd give your life for me? Your life sucks what else you got?
@AristotlesNZ: Him: "What kinda chameleon do you have?"
"How long you had him?"
He comes & goes..
@LoveYoorFate: When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer.
Or so I've been told.
@o__0Dev: If you can say "I made six figures last year," you either have a well paying job or you're the worst employee at a toy factory.