@shutupmikeginn: Astronauts are cowards, why don't you stay down here and face earth's problems like a man
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@ShaeAaron: My bra is off, my pajamas are on, my hair is up. I'm not sure if I'm going to bed, or to Walmart.
@IGotsSmarts: She blinded me with science. Fine, it was mace, but she sprayed it very scientifically.
@Ristolable: You can put a satire warning on whatever you want. People who think Onion stories are real do not know what that word means.