@shutupmikeginn: Astronauts are cowards, why don't you stay down here and face earth's problems like a man
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@Jeffro_: I get high before I get my Drivers License pic taken. That way I look normal if I'm pulled over.
@amhw: Coffee: Because when you're groggy and barely coherent, the first thing you should do is handle a scalding hot cup of liquid.
@robfee: Lynyrd Skynyrd wrote a song about how great Alabama is, and the only thing they could come up with is that the sky is really blue.