@shutupmikeginn: Astronauts are cowards, why don't you stay down here and face earth's problems like a man
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@EmilyZDavis: I can't believe this dog and a whole family just died because of a forgotten comma
@CourtneyBale: Narrator: Here we see the Me: Here we see the N:...gazelle in M: the nature program narrator N: THE GAZELLE IN ITS M: WHOSE FOREHEAD VEIN IS
@juliussharpe: Roadside motels are a good place to stay if you haven't decided yet whether you want to kill someone or be killed.
@markydoodoo: If you watch Titanic backwards, you are an idiot. That is not the way movies are meant to be watched.