@Sassafrantz: At 17, Joan of Arc led the French to victory and I just looked for my phone while talking on it.
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@MsCassieDaniels: My white girl power is ability to never putting more than $20 worth of gas in at a time.
@MourningGlory_: Whenever someone tells me they get a "high" from running, all I'm thinking is, "You've obviously never been high before."
@JoParkerBear: [USPS] M: *hands change of address form* C: Ma'am, this just says "bathtub." M: I live there now. C: We can't send mail to a bathtub. M: Yay