@Sassafrantz: At 17, Joan of Arc led the French to victory and I just looked for my phone while talking on it.
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@Thomas1774Paine: Nine months from now -- when there's a baby boom in Hawaii -- you'll know who took the incoming missile warning seriously.
@stevezorz: Trump's gonna be sooo mad when he finds out that China realized building a Great Wall didn't keep foreigners out 400 years before he did.
@CulturedRuffian: Me: And I would do anything for love. Her: Put your phone down. Me: But I won't do that. Her: You said anything. Me: No I won't do that.