@BrassBallsCJ: At 2am, nothing creeps me out more than the shadowy silhouette of my 3 year old.
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@JohnLyonTweets: Thanks for telling me this is your "pet cat" because otherwise I might have thought it was your business associate cat.
@danjan13: Pancake in Spanish is panqueque, which translates back into English as *does raise the roof motion* bread whaaaat whaaaat
@Darlainky: Mixed signals, like when my family members tell me I drink too much all year but on Christmas and my birthday give me cute wine glasses.