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@notacroc: [at a bar]
CUTE GIRL: *grabs my arm* hey there
ME: *mouth full of food* did you know a lobster on a kabob is called a kablobster

[at a bar]
CUTE GIRL: *grabs my arm* hey there 
ME: *mouth full of food* did you know a lobster on a kabob is called a kablobster

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