Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@ericsshadow: [at a bar]
"I'm meeting my friend Dan"
big Dan or Dan who's never has money?
[door swings open]
HEY WHO WANTS TO BUY THEIR BUDDY DAN A DRINK

[at a bar]
“I’m meeting my friend Dan”
big Dan or Dan who’s never has money?
[door swings open]
HEY WHO WANTS TO BUY THEIR BUDDY DAN A DRINK

COMMENTS