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@yayraptor: [at a bar]

me: hey girl are u a wanted criminal

girl: no

me: oh ok [to a group of cops] shes not here, search the other building

[at a bar]

me: hey girl are u a wanted criminal

girl: no

me: oh ok [to a group of cops] shes not here, search the other building

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