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@squirrel74wkgn: [at a party]

*taps wife's shoulder*

I've looked everywhere...where are all the swings?

(wife pulls away from kissing Bob)

"What?"

[at a party]

*taps wife’s shoulder*

I’ve looked everywhere…where are all the swings?

(wife pulls away from kissing Bob)

“What?”

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