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@Ideal_Victoria: [At a psychic fair]

Psychic: Ask whatever you want to know. Success? Work? Love? Money?
Me: Can you tell me where my car keys are?

[At a psychic fair] 

Psychic: Ask whatever you want to know. Success? Work? Love? Money? 
Me: Can you tell me where my car keys are?

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