@curlycomedy: At a restaurant I thought a family was praying at the table but then I realized they were all texting.
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@TheTweetOfGod: Today is the first day of the rest of your life and you've already screwed it up.
@Kim_pulsive: I had sex twice in 24hours and I'm so glad that I have 4000 people to brag about it to
@JohnLyonTweets: I'm scared to open any email with a photo attachment because of all this talk about photobombing.