@suzieQ0007: At a wedding where the minister told everyone to stand next to the person who makes life worth living. The bartender was almost trampled.
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@sheseemslegit: Dear Fox news, I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, disappointed viewer.
@NoticablyBacon: Theres a dating website for people that believe the government is ran by lizard people so I really have no excuse for being single