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@Goooseeey: [at a wedding]
"So, ya come here often?"
@BoozeWallet: MOM: always open the door for a lady
[later on date]
ME: Let me get that for you [reaching under stall door for lock] please stop screaming
@KeetPotato: [paddling silently along the amazon in 2-man kayak taking in it's beauty]
*from behind me*
you know they named this after a website
@TravLeBlanc: When the zombie apocalypse comes, we'll be the last to go because we never leave our houses.
@heatherlou_: My boss said if I tried to take Friday off, I could just take the rest of the year off so that's kinda neat.
@CatherineLMK: I was just outsmarted by a revolving door but sure, I'll be your baby's godmother.