@atanya1111: At age 40 you gain the capacity to fall totally chemically head over heels in love with a refrigerator.
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@stevevsninjas: "This custard-filled donut will be bought... by a murderer!" -The Eclairvoyant
@nycjayjay: Yup.
@EliseRose5: Mom wants me to have a baby girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.And I want a sane mother who isn't oblivious to my Italian bloodline.
@QueefTornado: Wife was feeling kinky last night so she got naked and I tied her to the headboard, then me and my buddy ordered pizza and played X-Box.
@hippieswordfish: WANTED: ladder. must be in working condition. bring it by 5134 parker st, it's the big yellow house with a guy on the roof
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