@ValeeGrrl: At cardio class tonight, a 22yo size 0 told me "you run fast for someone your age" so now I have a body to bury if anyone wants to help me.
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@Phook75: So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response
@Ndeshi_M: Him: I'd go to the end of the world for you! Me: Well... what are you waiting for then?
@CaptainJerkwad: My dentist not only specializes in treating cavities, but he also sells gasoline for your car. Basically he runs two filling stations.
@GrantTanaka: I swear to god I'm not harassing you, I'm really out of shape that's just my labored breathing