@ValeeGrrl: At cardio class tonight, a 22yo size 0 told me "you run fast for someone your age" so now I have a body to bury if anyone wants to help me.
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@smithsara79: Me: Hey Mom! My mom: Oh haha I get that all the time Me: Wha- Definitely my mom: *walking away from me* Just one of those faces, I guess!
@brunopieroni: Does WebMD ever just say "you're fine, there's nothing wrong with you, go play outside you drama queen?"