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@AndyAsAdjective: [at checkout counter]

Would ya like to donate $1 to-
-No
But you didn't let me finish
-Is it $1 toward you shutting your mouth?
No
-Then no

[at checkout counter]

Would ya like to donate $1 to-
-No
But you didn’t let me finish
-Is it $1 toward you shutting your mouth?
No
-Then no

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