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@buttgh0st: [at club]
DO YOU WANT TO DO A HUMAN SACRIFICE
"WHAT?"
[does stabbing and offering motion]
A SACRIFICE, DO YOU WANT TO DO ONE

[at club]
DO YOU WANT TO DO A HUMAN SACRIFICE
“WHAT?”
[does stabbing and offering motion]
A SACRIFICE, DO YOU WANT TO DO ONE

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