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@KeetPotato: [at dave's who has like 9 dogs]
me: "what d'you call a fly with no wings"
dave: "keith dont"
me: "a WALK!"
[drowns in a tidal wave of dogs]

[at dave’s who has like 9 dogs]
me: “what d’you call a fly with no wings”
dave: “keith dont”
me: “a WALK!”
[drowns in a tidal wave of dogs]

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