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@DaddyJew: [at daycare]

Me: I'm here to pick up my son

Daycare: what's he look like?

Me: *points to my face*

D: oh. Ok

[at daycare]

Me: I’m here to pick up my son

Daycare: what’s he look like?

Me: *points to my face*

D: oh. Ok

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