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@hellohappy_time: [at deli]
me: I'll take a platonic male friend that doesn't treat me like their manic pixie therapist

lady: we have cole slaw

me: ok

[at deli]
me: I’ll take a platonic male friend that doesn’t treat me like their manic pixie therapist 

lady: we have cole slaw 

me: ok

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