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@squirrel74wkgn: [at dinner]

Me: *rubbing sugar on my gums*

Wife: What are you doing?

Me: I dunno...saw some cool guy doing it in the bathroom

[at dinner]

Me: *rubbing sugar on my gums*

Wife: What are you doing?

Me: I dunno…saw some cool guy doing it in the bathroom

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