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@murrman5: [at divorce lawyer]
bad news, currently all your husbands assets are frozen
"he didn't"
he bought 1547 copies of it, he must really hate you

[at divorce lawyer]
bad news, currently all your husbands assets are frozen
“he didn’t”
he bought 1547 copies of it, he must really hate you

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