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@markydoodoo: [at dog park]

ME: it's ok, she's friendly.

THEM: is, is that a crab?

ME: yep. She's a purebred. Her name is Clawdrey Hepburn. She's 2.

[at dog park]

ME: it’s ok, she’s friendly. 

THEM: is, is that a crab?

ME: yep. She’s a purebred. Her name is Clawdrey Hepburn. She’s 2.

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