@shariv67: The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.

@GrillinChillin9: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. -Me with beer, me without beer

@TheTweetOfGod: One Mississippi... two Mississippi... just kidding! One Mississippi is quite enough.

@ranndrew: "How'd the date go?" Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

@HeyJennyConway: My thoughts are as pure as snow... after the trucks have driven hard and plowed through it.