@AndyRichter: At Fantastic Beasts & some nerds are in Hogwarts robes so I don't know why they're giving me the stink eye for my Wonder Woman outfit
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@Social_Mime: Bartender - Would you like to try our pumpkin beer? Me - Can I have a different bartender please?
@LuckoftheDraw86: In a room full of idiots screaming their opinions at the top of their lungs, be the guy in the corner doing finger guns with his reflection.
@pplwtching: You know who else doesn't leave another man's girlfriend alone? Mosquitos
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