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@ThRealBallsDeep: <at first day of t-ball practice>

Me:What's the first rule here, boys?
Kid:Don't poop your pants?
M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

<at first day of t-ball practice>

Me:What’s the first rule here, boys?
Kid:Don’t poop your pants?
M:I was gonna say “have fun” but…OK.

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