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@murrman5: [at funeral]
"my phone is vibrating"
want me to create a distraction so you can answer it?
"no, are you craz-
*points at casket* HE BLINKED

[at funeral]
“my phone is vibrating”
want me to create a distraction so you can answer it?
“no, are you craz-
*points at casket* HE BLINKED

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