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@Florescience: *At funeral*
"Your Mom is so fat"
I said eulogy, not roast.
"oh right, I'm sorry. Your mom WAS so fat..."

*At funeral*
“Your Mom is so fat”
I said eulogy, not roast. 
“oh right, I’m sorry. Your mom WAS so fat…”

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