@imchriskelly: At grandma's. Which means this morning I woke up at 8:45am and was still greeted with, "Look who's finally up. We thought you were dead!"
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@Scott_A_Gilmore: It's "hairs" not the collective "hair" now. I have so few I know each individually by name.
@BetteMidler: Only 50 more days til we find out who's our next President! Last time I was nauseous 50 days straight, at least I got a baby out of it!
@kelkulus: Woke up with no money. I was robbed last night by a guy who looks exactly like me, but drunker.
@hazelmotes1: I got fired on my first day as a paramedic for trying to revive everyone with true love's first kiss.