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@Stellacopter: [at heaven's gate]
God: Tell me why I should let u in
Me: I've never made anyone look at my baby's ultrasound pic
God: You can have my bed

[at heaven’s gate]
God: Tell me why I should let u in
Me: I’ve never made anyone look at my baby’s ultrasound pic
God: You can have my bed

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