@foodfacenow: At his funeral. I lay my hand on your shoulder. I apply pressure, gently, in an attempt to move you from in front of the snack table.
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@BuckyIsotope: If Sesame Street really cared about children they'd realize Big Bird could feed a hungry family for a month.