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@krisv_723: *At hospital visiting a patient. Pulls emergency cord in bathroom*
Nurse: What's the emergency ma'am?
Me: This toilet paper is on backwards.

*At hospital visiting a patient. Pulls emergency cord in bathroom*
Nurse: What’s the emergency ma’am?
Me: This toilet paper is on backwards.

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