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@WorkingMom86: *at hostage negotiation class
Prof: Let's go around and say why we're here
Man: I joined the NYPD
Woman: I'm in the FBI
Me: I have a toddler

*at hostage negotiation class
Prof: Let’s go around and say why we’re here
Man: I joined the NYPD
Woman: I’m in the FBI
Me: I have a toddler

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